Figures and figurines, may I present the Royal Highness, the princess of Dainty China Country. Rays of light surround our China princess Roses bow and tulips sing her name Diamonds shy away Suns have lost their way All when they are near our China princess Your princess Adores you too Your Highness, I present to you The first suitor with heart so true Your Brilliance Magnificence When a princess seeks a prince She has only one heart to convince A heart that seeks a gentle beating like its own From my unique point of view I was meant to marry you Opposites' attraction clearly shown "Opposite" is right You're a freak with freakish height I'd rather be alone Atop my throne Oh! La-la, la, la, la, la Your Highness, I present to you The next suitor with heart so true Oh, Your Shininess Your Fragileness When a princess seeks a prince There's only one heart to convince A heart that seeks a lover flowing with romance - Yawn. Are you asleep or in a trance? Snowballs thrown in fire stand a better chance
Suitor three. When a princess seeks a prince There is only one heart to convince Stop there in your tracks I can clearly see the cracks
- Do they show - So another and another And another and another and another and another Other Suitor gets the ax
Next When a princess seeks a prince There's only one heart to convince
A heart that flutters like the wings of singing doves One can dream the dream alone Or pursue a man unknown Companionship and someday even love