I would rejoice At the top of my voice I'd be a true warlock But I had no choice My sister was frightful And spitefully made me a clown I shall possess' My one happiness The power covet' And who wouldn't love it' Would you? Now would you dare try me? And would you deny me what's mine? Well, now that's a punch line! I guess you'd have guessed A jester must jest When I laugh alone it is I who laughs best