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Old Godzilla was hoppin` around
Tokyo City like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade.
Godzilla got pissed then began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
Who pursued to open up a can of Shaq-Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.
And he started beating up Shaquille Oneil,
then they both got flattened by the bat mobile.
Before he could make it back to the batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.
And took an AK-47 out of from under his hat,
blew Batman away with a rat-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the ultimate showdown,
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions,
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive-
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown,
of ultimate destiny!

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady,
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
Then he saw Godzilla sneekin up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Chan deflected it with-his-fist.
Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault,
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault-
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air,
and they both got hit by a Care-Bear-stare.

This is the ultimate showdown,
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions,
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive-
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown.

Angels sang out,
in Immaculate chorus.
Down from the Heavens,
descended Chuck Norris.
Who delievered a kick,
which could shatter bones.
Into the crotch,
of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground,
writhing in pain.
As batman changed back,
into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through,
his clever disguise.
And he crushed Batmans head,
in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White,
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night.
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambie the Genie.
RoboCop, Terminator, Captin Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger.
Bill S. Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives are claimed but eventually,
the champion stood, the rest saw their better.
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater!

This is the ultimate showdown,
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions,
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive-
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown,
(This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown,
(This is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown,
of Ultimate Destiny!

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