Cold and windy Dark and stormy Let me float your way Please don't ignore me What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An ambient man) A trick of the light to love you tonight You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man
Can't you see me? Why can't you see me? I'm all around, all cold and dreamy What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (A wisp of smoke man) To waft over you and cloud up your view So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man
Although I have no arms to hold you in a human passion burns within me I need to feel like I exist So please baby please baby step into the mist
Don't be nervous No, don't be nervous I'm not like other guys who have a surface What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An atmospheric man) A shimmering puff of indistinct love What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?
Who seeps through your thoughts Who makes you see spots Who blows through the air Who plays with your hair I know it sounds crazy, but once you go hazy, you'll understand I'm your soft, fuzzy man