Always had a roof above me Always paid the rent And I've never sent foot inside a tent I couldn't build a fire to save my life I lied about being the outdoor type
I've never slept out underneath the stars The closest that i came to that was one time my car Broke down for an hour in a suburbs at night I lied about being the outdoor type
To scared to let you know You knew what you were looking for I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors I lied about being the outdoor type I've never owed a sleeping bag Let alone the mountain bike
I can't go away with you On a rock climbing weekend What if something's on TV And it's never shown again It's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights I lied about being the outdoor type
Never learned to swim, can't grow a beard of even fight I lied about being the outdoor type