why do they always like heroes? i destroy cities, they destroy cities bad side, good side, no side, worldwide everybody is greedy i am the evil overlord no one can beat me, i'm oprah winfrey i'm in every inch of a sick bitch i'm your unsaved stream on a twitch i am the first place knockout the one why tarquin finishes second i'm tasty like bacon and i'm always right, while you are mistaking that hero over there is a naked king he's got nothing, i've got everything and i can get every screen in a city show me like zachary comstock, i made people die at woodstock leave home the glock i have a gun of a size of a whole wu you know, that's true being evil is good!
the good, the bad different words, same shit cannot go back when i go, when i go, when i go like that
my heart skips a few beats prepare for the eclipse for your shiny selfish heroes in coloured pants like a childs artbook i am smaug, i am captain hook i am joker, i am tyler i am evil and my style is ill and how many times you were on a side of a villain? don't you cry me a river i'm getting stronger with each new believer i'm breaking your scheme time to run, i know where to begin countdown from a hero to none stand aside when you hear bassline pump with each fucking beat of the drum my evil masterplan starts to run!
and nothing strange why oh! never gonna change because bad is good i break the rules of you just for lulz because bad is good