Lenin Was A Zombie - Simple Rules | Текст песни

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• Lenin Was A Zombie
• Simple Rules

allright, kids! today we will talk about zombies. does any of you know how to deal with that brain-eating monsters? ha-ha, don't worry. our simple song will help us to learn the basics. ready? listen up!

1. see the zombie - run.
2. close the doors behind you.
3. use everything you see.
4. never lose control.
5. chainsaw is better than knife.
6. knife is better than kicks.
7. never walk without a weapon.
8. always aim for the head.

now repeat what i said.

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kids, remember, your zombie friend is not your friend anymore! even if it's mom or dad. and now let's repeat the rules once again.

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allright, kids! next time we will learn how to make a molotov cocktail to burn some dead meat. bye-bye!