Leonard Nimoy - Highly Illogical | Текст песни

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From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place
To study the behavior patterns of the human race
And I find them highly illogical.

Girl meets boy, they fall in love,
She says he's everything she's dreamed of,
But when they get married before he's aware
She changes his habits the way he combs his hair.
She changes him to someone he's never been
And then complains he's not like other men.
Now really I find this most illogical.

Take the case of your automobiles,
Greatest invention since man discovered wheels.
Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor,
Pushbutton windows, pushbutton doors,
Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace
But you never can find a parking space.
Highly illogical !

Take the case of modern man.
He works all his life, gives it all he can,
Saves all his money works overtime,
Pinches every penny, banks every dime,
All he can think about is money but you know
That he can't take it with him where he's going to go.
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical.

Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned.
My people, I believe, have every right to be concerned
For in spite of computers and advanced psychology,
Behavior patterns are still a mystery.
I predict the future of this earthly human race -
Is that having made a mess of Earth, they'll move to outer space,
Well there goes the neighborhood.
Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical !