(Ba Ba - etc.) I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut, My life don't ever get in a rut Well Hell, my shoulders are sore and loose That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose Now Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut
Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains Is it shorter to New York, than it is by plane Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber Is it hotter down south than it is in the Summer Bee ba ba de bop etc.
I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut, My life don't ever get in a rut (ba ba di di etc) Well Hell, my shoulders are sore and loose That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose Now Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust Wheelin', Dealin', left old Vegas on a Greyhound Bus I sure didn't set the woods on fire while I was there But remember only forest fires breath in fires (be ba be da diddly etc.)
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I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut, My life don't ever get in a rut (ba ba di di etc) Well Hell, my shoulders are sore and loose That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose Now Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut
The poverty war will be over, when I begin to fight If it took a dime to go around the world, I couldn't get out of sight I don't mind to take the girls out, if they don't mind to go Dutch When you feel like a million dollars, and I bet I ain't worth half that much(ba ba di di etc)
I'm a Nut, I'm a Nut, My life don't ever get in a rut (ba ba di di etc) Well Hell, my shoulders are sore and loose That I ain't got the sense God gave a goose Now Lord I ain't crazy but, I'm a nut