(The procession becomes a dancing celebration. A waltz is played)
MAJOR DOMO The Baron and Baroness de Thénard wish to pay their respects to the groom!
THENARDIER I forget where we met Was it not at the Chateau Lafarge Where the Duke did that puke Down the Duchess's de-coll-etage?
MARIUS No, `Baron de Thénard' The circles I move in are humbler by far. Go away, Thénardier! Do you think I don't know who you are?
MME. THENARDIER He's not fooled. Told you so. Show M'sieur what you've come here to show. Tell the boy what you know!
(Applause from the dancers as the waltz finishes)
MARIUS When I look at you, I remember Eponine. She was more than you deserved, who gave her birth But now she is with God and happier, I hope, Than here on earth! The waltz starts up again.
THENARDIER So it goes, heaven knows Life has dealt me some terrible blows.
MME. THENARDIER You've got cash and a heart You could give us a bit of a start! We can prove, plain as ink Your bride's father is not what you think.
THENARDIER There's a tale I could tell
MME. THENARDIER Information we're willing to sell...
THENARDIER There's a man that he slew I saw the corpse clear as I'm seeing you! What I tell you is true!
MME. THENARDIER Pity to disturb you at a feast like this But five hundred francs surely wouldn't come amiss.
MARIUS In God's name say what you have to say. THENARDIER But first you pay! What I saw, clear as light, Jean Valjean in the sewers that night. Had this corpse on his back Hanging there like a bloody great sack. I was there, never fear. Even found me this fine souvenir.
MARIUS I know this! This was mine! This is surely some heavenly sign!
THENARDIER One thing more, mark this well It was the night the barricades fell.
MARIUS Then it's true. Then I'm right. Jean Valjean was my savior that night!
As for you, take this too! God forgive the things that we do. Come my love, come Cosette, This day's blessings are not over yet!
BEGGARS AT THE FEAST
THENARDIER Ain't it a laugh Ain't it a treat? Hob-nobbin' here Among the elite? Here comes a prince There goes a Jew. This one's a queer But what can you do? Paris at my feet Paris in the dust And here's me breaking bread With the upper crust!
Beggar at the feast! Master of the dance! Life is easy pickings If you grab your chance. Everywhere you go Law-abiding folk Doing what is decent But they're mostly broke! Singing to the Lord on Sundays Praying for the gifts He'll send.
M. & MME. THENARDIER But we're the ones who take it We're the ones who make it in the end! Watch the buggers dance Watch 'em till they drop Keep your wits about you And you stand on top! Masters of the land Always get our share Clear away the barricades And we're still there! We know where the wind is blowing Money is the stuff we smell. And when we're rich as Croesus Jesus! Won't we see you all in hell!