i don’t have to worry, have to worry whether or not you would love me if i just started packing, started packing baby weight on my body ‘cause you are the american dream man your love is stronger than your need for unrealistic demands but that’s not the end of his good deeds
he always smells good, like they all should keeps his clothes folded up in a drawer comes up behind me, kisses my neck as he starts sweeping the floor because he is the ultimate clean man come one, come all and feast your eyes on this here dying breed man hands in your pockets, ‘cause this one’s mine
and did i forget to mention that he instinctively knows just where to be focusing energies ladies, if you know what i mean shall we raise up our glasses here’s to all my dreams come true in the form of an american man
he’s got a lot of manly man things, to be sure he brings them all to the table along with gourmet dishes whatever my wish is that day, he makes it happen ‘cause he is the american dream man come one, come all and pinch your side to see if maybe you’re dreaming ‘cause i have to do it all the time
just try to find another one bet you’ll have one hell of a time until we have a son (i’m kidding) but allow me to boast as we raise for a toast now here’s to all my dreams come true in the form of an american man
if you know what i mean shall we raise up our glasses here’s to what my friends refer to as a ‘bonus’ we’re talking brains over braun and his shoulders are plenty wide enough to lean on and upstairs, he’s got it going on after all, he is the american dream man he is the ultimate clean man he is the american dream man