There is a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none Because we know of one That is always lots of fun (Ha ha!) And this one is name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it is great For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl The cats mee-yow The dogs bow-wow Everybody makes a row Down on Jollity Farm
(instrumental--mandolin(?))
All the little pigs, they grunt and howl (Grunt, howl, grunt, howl) The cats mee-yow (Mee-yow, mee-yow) The dogs bow-wow (Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff) Everybody makes a row Down on Jollity Farm
All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet (birdsong, piano noodle) The lambs all bleat (baaaaa!) And shake their feet (rattle) Everything is a perfect treat Down on Jollity Farm
Regular as habit The cocks begin to crow Can the old buck rabbit Sing "Stuff it up your jumper" Vo-do-de-oh
All the little ducks go quack quack quack (quack quack quack) The cows go Moo (honk) The bull does, too (whonk!) Everyone says how do you do Down on Jollity Farm