I'm The Killer (Killer Rap) (feat. Incident) (Scary Movie OST)
Na, na, na, na I'm gonna slash and gash Na, na, na, na Cut another hole in your ass Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls If the phone rings Don't answer the call I'm gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat Peel your foreskin off and make a Winter coat.
I'm a Denny's surprise I'll scoop out both of your eyes Na, na, na, na Scrape the meat off your thighs Leave your carcass for flies 'Cause everyone who meets up with me In the end Eventually dies.
I'm the last thing you see I'll hang you from a tree Scare the shit out of you Then watch you pee.
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller You're ice cold dead 'Cause I'm the fucking chiller.
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller You're ice cold dead 'Cause I'm the fucking chiller.
I'm gonna slice and dice 'Cause murder's my vice I'll stab you once, twice Maybe even thrice.
Carve initials in your liver Make you quiver Deliver Yeah, that'd be nice.
I'll dissect your heart Rip your entrails apart Hack off your head And that's just the start.
I put the scary, scary movie Make people do a doobie Make them pee-pee up the place When they see my ugly face.
You better keep alert or you'll be sleepin' in the dirt I've got a PhD in how to use my cutlery I make you kneel and squeal as I turn you to a beal You'll be squirtin' in your shorts And you're squirtin' crimson quarts.
I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver Need your cries of fear It's music to my ears I cut off Oscar Meyer's wiener I stick it in a bun Slap on some pickle relish Ain't we having fun?
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller You're ice cold dead 'Cause I'm the fucking chiller.
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller You're ice cold dead 'Cause I'm the fucking chiller.
I'm gonna cleave your gut Treat you like a slut Mutilate your organs And shove them up your butt.
Haha!
I'll slit you ear to ear You know what? Then I'll slam a beer.
Saw off your toes Jam 'em in your nose Cut your tongue out Feed it to a trout Fry 'em in a pan Shoot it out my can Aim at your face Then you'll know your place.
I promise you pain I'm totally insane I promise you pain I'm totally insane I promise you pain I'm totally insane.
Now let me tell ya once again:
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller You're ice cold dead 'Cause I'm the fucking chiller.
I'm the bad ass killer There ain't nobody iller You're ice cold dead 'Cause I'm the fucking chiller.
I promise you pain I'm totally insane I promise you pain I'm totally insane I promise you pain.