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Notch: So Mr Block, thanks for buying the game!
Mr Block: No prawblem.

Notch: So you spent most of your life here, is that safe to say?
Mr Block: Absolutely, I'm a Blawk.
Notch: Well can you take us through a day in the life of a Blawk?
Mr Block: Well the first thing I do is...
PUNCH A TREE! (LIKE A BLOCK)
CRAFTING TABLE! (LIKE A BLOCK)
WOODEN PICKAXE! (LIKE A BLOCK)
FIND COAL! (LIKE A BLOCK)
BURN TORCHES! (LIKE A BLOCK)
EAT PORKCHOPS! (LIKE A BLOCK)
KILL ZOMBIES! (LIKE A BLOCK)
MORE ZOMBIES! (LIKE A BLOCK)
DAMMIT CREEPER! (LIKE A BLOCK)
DIG DEEPER! (LIKE A BLOCK)
ANOTHER ZOMBIE! (LIKE A BLOCK)
CHASE A PIG! (LIKE A BLOCK)
RAPE THE PIG! (LIKE A BLOCK)
WHAT THE F@#K! (LIKE A BLOCK)
MAKE SOME ARMOUR! (LIKE A BLOCK)
PUKE UP DIRT! (LIKE A BLOCK)
HUNT FOR DIAMONDS! (LIKE A BLOCK)
FAIL BADLY! (LIKE A BLOCK)
CRY SADLY! (LIKE A BLOCK)
F@#KING LAVA! (LIKE A BLOCK)
TNT! (LIKE A BLOCK)
IN MY HOUSE! (LIKE A BLOCK)
Aww, s#@t man. It looks so tempting, I have to do it!
BLOW IT UP! (LIKE A BLOCK)
GOD DAMMIT REDSTONE! (LIKE A BLOCK)
S@#T ON NOTCHE'S DESK! (LIKE A BLOCK)
I LOVE PUPPIES! (LIKE A BLOCK)
MY BED IS MISSING! (LIKE A BLOCK)
WHAT THE S@#T! (LIKE A BLOCK)
F@#K! (LIKE A BLOCK)
GOD DAMMIT! (LIKE A BLOCK)
Notch: So that's an ordinary day for you then?
Mr Block: Absolutely, I'm a Blawk.
Notch: I am scared s@#tless right now.
Mr Block: Coz I'm a Blawk.
Notch: I have absolutely no idea why we're doing this interview, it makes absolutely no sense. Welp, I'm gonna gonow, seeyah!

Mr Block: I'm a Blawk.
Notch: Yeah I know! You said it like, 4 billion times.
Mr Block: Blawk.
Notch: D@#K!
(LIKE A BLOCK)

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