One bird in the hand is worth two in the bust, they say So quit your dreaming, it might not happen anyway Stick with what you've got, never get disappointed Stop hoping Stop evolving Settle for mediocrity
Be afraid Buy the product Trust in some higher power to fix life for you Get any job Make as much money as you can There's nothing life can give you that you can not buy
Ambition is for leaders, and you are but a sheep All you can do is get in line, in time, and do as you are told So stick with what you've got, and you'll never get disappointed Life itself is just as faint as the blown out candles on your birthday cake
Be afraid Buy the product Trust in some higher power to fix life for you Get any job Make as much money as you can There's nothing life can give you that you can not buy
And how are you ever going to succeed with unbleached, off-white and crooked teeth? They will laugh You will cry And as you drown, Buchannon screams: "We want your money!"