[Based God on the phone with his b!tch 1] (Girl’s voice) Hello? Man, what’s up? Uhhh, I can’t believe this, man So I just got some news from the doctor, man
[1st Verse] I got AIDS, God damn, I can’t believe this shit The last time I f-cked was my girl, I can’t believe that I let me think “Goddamn, it was another girl” Got a lot of things in my life, but now I’m in the swirl No protection, I should’ve used a condom Instead of trusting these women. I never got tested I felt fine, I never got sick, plus I look good My mom said “keep your d!ck in your pants, and you be good” I was worried about getting her pregnant Not knowing she had full-blown aids, and she sexin’ Everybody, cause real talk, she ain’t even tell me Mad at her last man, she held the pain in her belly Damn
[Based God on the phone with his b!tch 2] Yo, I heard that motherf-ckers said I’m HIV positive What is going on? (Girl’s voice) Oh my God, are you serious? What the f-ck, man? I wouldn’t be lying about it (Girl mumbles) Now there’s something you gotta tell me What you gotta tell me? (Girl mumbles again)
[2nd Verse] Now I’m f-cked cause I had unprotected sex Take it from me: go get checked, that be your best bet On top of that, I got herpes when she gave me AIDS My life ending early if I don’t got no cash to pay Magic Johnson, only one still alive Sitting down all alone, it makes me want to cry I can go back in time, I would’ve used a condom Now I’m dying, saying “goodbye” to my momma Damn
[Based God on the phone with his b!tch 3] Yo, what the f-ck, man? (Based God mumbles) My life’s about to be over, man My life’s over. I can’t f-ckin’ believe it (Girl mumbles) Man, that’s all you gotta say, man Both our lives done now I probably f-cking won’t be able to trust nobody ever again (Girl’s voice) Oh God… I’mma talk to you later, that’s all I can say (Girl’s voice) Okay, please call me back
[Based God PSA] I wanna tell everybody, make sure y’all get tested, man This is not a game A lot of people have STDs right now and don’t even know it You look perfectly fine and you feel fine It takes a few months a few months for something to form in your body But you can have it and be perfectly fine Make sure you’re not transferring these STDs to other people I know it hurts, sometimes you don’t even want to know But to protect the world and be fair to everybody else, make sure you get tested And don’t trust nobody because a lot of people are lying A lot of people don’t even really know And don’t think cause a person looks good that they “free” Cause there’s a lot of people that got HIV