Better step back, I'm the king of the ring Because I fuck more hos than Charlie Sheen And I snort more blow than Charlie Sheen Till my nose all bloody like Charlie Sheen My real name's Carlos Estevez And my brother is Emilio Estevez He played the coach of the Mighty Ducks He was a hard ass lawyer, didn't give a fuck But the five-O caught him driving drunk And made him coach a team who really stunk It was a part of his community service But all this hockey shit made him nervous Coach Bombay played as a kid But he missed the shot and lost the championship Now years later, he's the coach of the Ducks And he's got a bunch of kids who fuckin' suck Except for Charlie Conway, he was pretty deece He grew up to play Pacey on that show Dawson's Creek I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over I want to know right now, what will it be I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over Will it be yes or it will be sorry? Pacey helped Coach defeat the demons They won the game, they couldn't believe it Muthafuckin ducks in a flying V Celebrating flawless victory You know the Ducks always got my back So you better watch out for the quack attack Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
Everyday people say to Emilio What's up Coach, what's the dealio? The real deal is don't fuck with da Creek Cuz Pacey fuck you up wit a triple deke Everyday people say to Emilio What's up Coach, what's the dealio? The real deal is don't fuck with da Ducks Cuz we will fuck you up wit da knuckle puck
Fuck this shit, it's time to move on To the Glorious Gloria Estefan Reppin Charlie S. so loud and proud Cuz she puts Mo Sheen in the Miami Sound Machine Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer She married a man named Emilio True story, you can Wikipedia it bro She married Emilio Estefan Kinda sounds like Emilio Estevez D2, we're back again With a little bit of help from a few of my friends Russ Tyler's got a shot that's fucked A little trick shot called the knuckle puck You might see Russ and say what the hell? Is that the token black guy from SNL? Garret Morris? No! Finesse Mitchell? Who da fuck? Chris Rock? You must jokin Dude was funny, he was hardly token Kenan Thompson, that's the guy Now raise your hands to the sky and sing
Everyday people say to Emilio Now put your hands down and shut the fuck up! What's up coach what's the dealio? I said shut the fuck up!
D3: I gotta admit I don't think I bothered to watch that shit All the kids looked old as fuck Like they shouldn't give a shit about the Mighty Ducks I think I sold rocks to Joshua Jackson So if you saw D3 you should ask for your money back, son If you wanna stay mighty then you got to go back To the first two movies for the quack attack Quack, quack, quack, quack quaaack!
That's how we do! Where my Katie Holmies at motherfucker?
Everyday people say to Emilio What's up Coach, what's the dealio? The real deal is don't fuck with da Creek Cuz Pacey fuck you up wit a triple deke Everyday people say to Emilio What's up Coach, what's the dealio? The real deal is don't fuck with da Ducks Cuz we will fuck you up wit da knuckle puck