[Intro: Lil Dicky & Fetty Wap] LD, AKA The Independent Variable Trap God, and we servin' out the hallway
[Hook: Fetty Wap] Ay, where the gold at, baby? Ay, where the clothes at, baby? Ay, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money
[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Rap game got it all wrong We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on them We ain't really got it like y'all (Yeah, baby!) I'm a type of motherfucker that'll check the check Do the math, I ain't never gettin' robbed Those margaritas not goin' on my card I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake I'm at the restaurant workin' that waitress Hold up You ain't heard of Lil Dave, Yung L, The Jew Biz Major? Fuck you know about the world he raised in? I've been savin' money since a motherfucker thirteen I wear the same pair of jeans everyday Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away Book flight December but I leave in May Drugs are generic but still work the same I get logins for Netflix from my cousin Greg Thanks Greg!
[Hook: Fetty Wap] Ay, where the gold at, baby? Ay, where the clothes at, baby? Ay, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money
[Verse 2: Rich Homie Quan] All of my luggage is Louie V, I swear to God, nigga All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em All of them bitches actin' thoughtless, I disregard them All of them bitches actin' holy, ain't got no God in 'em I can teach a lil nigga somethin', preacher I can take his ass to church fresh as hell, no Easter I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup I can...
[Interlude: Lil Dicky] Quan what's this have to do with saving money though? You know a full verse would have been too expensive anyways I think
[Verse 3: Lil Dicky] I ain't parkin' that unless the meter green, homie Hair cut several months in-between, homie Hit the motherfuckin' lights when I leave, homie Single ply TP ass bleed Airbnb the motherfuckin' lease, I'm never there I'm in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware? Happy hour takin' out the chicken, I don't even care That applies to both dating and wings Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfuckin' fam on it 401k rollin' over bands on it Coppin' sweaters in the summer when the sale on them The fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpaying for it
[Hook: Fetty Wap] Ay, where the gold at, baby? Ay, where the clothes at, baby? Ay, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money
[Verse 4: Lil Dicky] I ain't never hit a bar with a cover Low thread count, hard with the covers Free trial memberships though I never join the shits though Fuck you think this is though? Frequent flying like a motherfuckin finch though General Tso, half a dozen on the stick Just so I can whet the appetite a bit What you talkin' about? My AC never doing nothing, blow fans Walgreens card shoppin' all the off brands Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo Save every motherfuckin' roach, tryna smoke Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playin' around It's LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down Dirty drawers gettin' worn, can you blame me now? You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I fucking don't!
[Hook: Fetty Wap] Ay, where the gold at, baby? Ay, where the clothes at, baby? Ay, where the dough at, baby? In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty) Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy) Ay, we gon' save that money What we do? We gon' save that money
[Bridge: Fetty Wap] Everytime these niggas tryna play And lately I've been stackin' up crazy Stackin' up cause all about the bands, baby 800k underneath the bed baby
[Outro: Lil Dicky] If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee And the waiter been refillin' that without a word of caution And you get your fuckin' bill and you can see 'em double chargin' For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem Sing along like Ohh, don't double charge me for that Don't double charge me, we like Ohh, don't double charge me for that Don't do it to yourself Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth That's the only differentiator making this a non-free perk And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be So think about it, take a minute, let it breathe, B But think about it, bruh, you saw me take the burger with the bacon on the side After looking at the price of the side of just bacon And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger Verse the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different I'mma get on Yelp in a minute and review This piece of shit place like only a kike know how Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud unless you... Oh, it was just an accident? You didn't even mean that [sniff] You didn't even... that was... that's... I'm so embarrassed