[Spoken: Lil Dicky] Finally in Europe Bup Ding bup LD aka Bup Bup Ding bup I can do what I want when I rap Okay, that’s enough
[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Oh my god, I’m popping out in Europe Oh, they slipping, gotta wipe the floor up I’m the type of dude that never liked decorum I give no fucks, I’m farting at the urinal Mama used to call me Davey-Wavy Twenty years later, Davey wavy I’m Russell Westbrook, the guard changing Still push the same car, baby Old whip, stilly on the map, new bitches in the back They been fucking with the kid for a minute Oh my my Got ‘em looking like they ‘bout to go and let a motherfucker in to rip it like a ticket I be going to bed like this I don’t even gotta go and pretend I’m this I don’t even gotta trip Still in that London apartment like ay My girl look like she got Parkinson’s, ay I got her moving and shaking like ay I’m coming first when I let her like ay Turning up everywhere, Johnny Manziel I got somebody else checking my mail Hoes in formation, I’m feeling like Bey I just don’t see how someone could debate They don’t even like to post me on FADER Fuck it, I’m what they all not Labels they know what they call lot I got OGs in my call log I can't name names Just know I been great to the greatest But, fuck it, it’s your blog I bet they love this on Worldstar No bugging me, that’s a girl car Fifty just hit me like, damn homie Go buy Lil Dicky, I’m saying Still, shit a landslide How this shit be holding up with their hands tied How this shit be blowing up, Nicki pants size Could this shit break ground, that’s a landslide Got hits, John Kruk with the hand-eye You don’t see the light of day, I’m like a tan thigh And I drop a video, ton of impressions I look around, I see nothing but impressions
[Spoken: Lil Dicky (Tim Westwood)] Not of me, Tim, just of each other Yeah Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim (That’s me baby) I know You think I’m gonna meet my wife in London? (I hope so) She could be here, no? (Yeah, waiting for you, baby) Oh
[Verse 2: Lil Dicky] Oh, they was sleeping, but now they awake Is he a Drizzy or Louis CK? If he was both of them bitches with both of them businesses, shit would be criggity-cray Wish after wish like I’m blowing this cake Bitch after bitch, they been hollering my name Cling to my wood like a newborn koala Cap on my shit when I twist like Odwalla Okay, now they trying to get involved with it No girl yet, I gotta see ‘em all first No chain, I been trying to keep it all business Lay it down like menorah and the shit work Drinking my water, I pick up a quarter You know that the money get saved, ay whoa Why you recording? Reporters recording the shit that I say, ay I don’t even gotta downgrade it I ain’t loving what I found lately People look at me prayer hoping People look at you Periscoping I might have to be a tastemaker This ain’t Iggy, but I date Lakers
[Spoken: Lil Dicky (Tim Westwood)] I go out with them sometimes (Very cool)
[Verse 3: Lil Dicky] Cut the losses, cut the bosses Independent, fuck the office At the Wing Stop, bunch of sauces Shout to Rick Ross, huh, bossing I ain’t peak yet I don’t p jet Fly coach, Jay Wright shit They send me Nikes, send me Reeboks Got a new box, I ain’t peek yet But I been skim milk chugging with a bitch hot as asphalt Bitch wonder why I’m cumming quick, it’s your ass fault Say what you want, I be saying shit later You watching movies and wish you could date her My life a movie, I think I might date her I’d hit her on Twitter but I’m out of data
[Spoken: Lil Dicky] I always run out of data Is it ‘day-ta’ or ‘dah-ta’? I hope it’s ‘day-ta’, for the sake of the rhyme I even upgraded my plan I swear, I do a lot of social media Alright, thank you