Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Bill nye theme song
Now im getting hungry than a muthafucka Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 Whered I put that honey mustard Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves Go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked...
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think im way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it Im praying that I make it Afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Verse 2
Now im freakin out up in this bitch Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff So I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you Then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue But I ain't cummin because as im imagining fucking something
That pretty girl im humping Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother Or some other fucking disgusting person
Ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I ain't deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think im way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it Im praying that I make it Afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Verse 3
Rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy Perry In her video the whole world's made of candy
Damn...I ain't even got no candy So now at the fucking c store
Where ya man be torn than a mafucka Peanut eminems or a twix Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
Goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier Homeland, Nazir!
S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
Now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text, took about an hour Took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
Man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck.
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think im way too high
And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried
And yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it Im praying that I make it Afraid im goin to dieeeee