[Verse 1] People acting like I ain't a fucking criminal Like I ain't never doing dirt though Probably cause the way I'm doing shit is clinical But I've been putting in some work, brah I see you looking at me cynical I ain't fucking with your smirk ho We've been doing shit despicable But we just keep it on a low, for example Walk in to the movie with my pants full Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple Stealing all the shampoo, from the hotel's pretty bathrooms Cheating, I've been peaking in the classroom Looking like a nice guy 'Til I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi Torrent every single song in my library Then I drive wild very fucking high by everybody While my lady licking my five inch dick
[Hook] White crime... White crime.. Yeah, we 'bout that Doing lot of dirt, never doubt that Lot of rap twerks, let it shout crap Little make their mouth flat When it come to bird, no, we spout facts You 'gon learn what I'm 'bout, breh
[Verse 2] Doing business at the airport Ask security I ain't fraud Lot of shit up in my JanSport Six ounce of the face wash My duffle bigger then the can board My shuffle on during take off Will I help in an emergency? Yeah, sure Exit, row finger straight crossed Thinking Dave’s off But I know you see me J-walking Piss in public, no caution Halloween bucket? Take one, fuck you think it Dave was Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho At the stop sign, never fully stopping though Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing...
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[Verse 3] Even though the speeding limit sixty five I'm doing seventy five without a seat belt on And I've been texting, driving reckless I was seventeen when I first tried to get us on the tennis team We used to haze a lot of freshmen Lil Dicky put a hoop up in the street Without obtaining permission From the city in every Christmas day I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks But go to additional pictures, sorrry, but your boy is malicious And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping This little ho, even though we was dating And if I am taking public transportation On the quiet train I might have a conversation Fuck it I'm the man, puitting trash up in some other people can's though At the work fridge, stealing can coke [?] they party I'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not...