My man thought he was raising Sam I said, "Give it to me baby, you don't understand Where to put that thing Where to put that thing Just press my button, give my bell a ring! "
Come on, baby, let's have some fun Just put your hot dog in my bun And I'll have that thing That thing-a-ling Just press my button, give my bell a ring
My man's out there in the rain and cold He's got the right key, but just can't find the hole He says, "Where's that thing? That thing-a-ling? I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring! "
(spoken: Beat it out, boy! Come on and oil my button!
Kinda rusty!)
Now, tell me daddy, what it's all about Tryin' to pinch your spark plug and it's all worn out I can't use that thing That thing-a-ling I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring!
Hear my baby, all out of breath Been working all night and ain't done nothing yet What's wrong with that thing? That thing-a-ling I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring
Hear me, baby, on my bended knee I want some kind daddy just to hear my plea And bring me that thing That thing-a-ling Just press my button, give my bell a ring