[Verse 1] A for Angelina Tongue like anaconda, lips like Angelina Ohh, B is for Bianca, she was a ballerina Now she just a stripper making singles to my singles C is for Chiquita, put the nana on Chiquita Introduced me to Diana, fucked Diana with Chiquita So D is for Diana, Diana like it deeper So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure
[Hook] And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Yea, these are my bitches, my alphabet... bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Oh, these are my bitches, my alphabet... bitches I swear to drunk I'm not god Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not god
[Verse 2] And the E is for Ebony, that pussy heavenly Lord knows I be swimming in that thing like a aquarium The F is for Felicia, freaky ass Felicia Oh, I treat that pussy like a sleeping bag Felicia The G is for Gina, her pussy so convenient, I mean it She treat my dick like jalapeno and my cum like Aquafina She need it The H is for Holly just like Hollygrove And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo What goes around, comes around, K for Karma so These are my alphabet bitches
[Hook] Alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches I swear to drunk I'm not god Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not god
[Verse 3] The L is for Lisa, she like my libido We do the La Bamba, I'm so multi-lingual The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies Don't like my baby mamas she so negative The N is for Natasha and my lil mama She holler at me when she want that Oscar Myer She got a man she tell me "please do not remind her." He not romantic, I'ma ? for Casablanca She swallow the whole enchilada She get off her knees and say "de nada." She ask me "what's the reason for the choppa." Girl it's a jungle out her ask Mufasa O is for Olivia and the P is for Patricia And the Q is for the queen The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene
[Hook] And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Bitches, bitches I swear to drunk I'm not god Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not god
[Verse 4] The T for Tatianna, she can put her legs behind her She can bend all the way over, I just thank the lord for that yoga And the U is for Uma, the position of Suma She so flexible we try angles like Bermuda And the V is for Vanessa, voluputous Vanessa The W's for Winter, I'm under the weather And the X is for my exes, fuck'em altogether The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda
[Hook] These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet... bitches I swear to drunk I'm not god Drops microphone, I swear to god I'm not god
[Verse 5] Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive Drops styrofoam, I can't talk I might cry I say I be on some G shit, I be on some G shit Check that other nigga for that Louie shopping spree bitch Not me bitch, no you won't rob me bitch I say I be on some G shit, I be on some B shit When it comes to bitches, I be on some A to Z shit I'm me bitch, she like ABC 123 bitch to me bitch I'm the alpha, the alpha, the D-O-G bitch S-O-rry for the W-A-I-T bitch