[Verse 1] Tunechi, uhh... Walked in the bank like my shit don't stank Bitch I'm from New Orleans, everybody ain't saints Pockets never empty, Weezy F full tank Try to check me and I'mma leave that check blank Tongue kiss that pussy make that woman have convulsions I'm in this bitch throwin' up blood like a ulcer Real nigga like a motherfuckin' slave I R.I.P. these niggas, like a page Umm, hello, how you doin', sir? Dr. Carter M.D., that's mur-der Bitches ain't shit and niggas ain't either Bad bitches I get achoo like sinus These niggas is fake like a bosom And everybody's on edge until you push 'em Haha, but the pleasure's all mine Cause on my watch I'm the greatest of all time Tunechi!
[Hook] And I don't know how fake feel nigga Cause all my life I've been a real nigga All my life I've been a real nigga Don't fuck up my night, I'm like What's poppin'? What's your friend name? What y'all drinkin' on? Come get a oil change I brung my AK, I'm on my "A" game Bitch I'm a a-hole, leavin' shit stains Ho!
[Verse 2] I'm a asshole, but I don't give a shit Like a hard dick I'm in this bitch I'm sharp, I'm cold - icepick Top off the Maybach - nice tits I'm from Hollygrove, I used to hang with Elz I make them bitches *Inhale noise*, they waitin' to exhale I'm on some gangsta shit, knock your head off Bark up my tree, that's a dead dog Where them hoes at? Tell 'em I said "what's up?!" I like a shaved pussy, no razor bumps I got that paper bitch, come get a paper cut Don't gamble in that pussy not even lady lucks I make 'em straighten up and fly right When life hands you lemons find the limelight Yea, and the pleasure's all mine Cause on my watch I'm the greatest of all time Tunechi!
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[Verse 3] Uhh, I like my alcohol straight bitch I can't stop stuntin' I need my brakes fixed Yea I'm on that shit like a fuckin' maggot On the road to riches, you niggas stuck in traffic Stomp a nigga out, keep the party goin' Kick them hoes out if them hoes annoyin' But if they friends bad then them hoes could join I'm bout to shoot a porn I'm castin' broken arm Got money on my mind, pussy on my agenda I beat that pink pussy magenta fuck bein' gentle Man I'm hard, these niggas is simple gun to your temple I smoke 'til I look oriental high as a window And I broke these niggas like pencils unaccidental Bitch I meant to, dick in her dimples lick it I tremble I swear this shit is mental, fuck it, my rent due I school your ass and suspend you, you bitch you It's Tunechi!