I am the Leperchaun
And I've been cursed with leprosy
When people see me on the street
They stop and point at me
'Cause my appendages
Are covered in these bandages of green
And everywhere I see the sight
Of frightened children scream
And always after my lucky charms
So magically delicious
They taste sweet
But the side effects are rather vicious
Follow the rainbow to a pot of gold
Just watch out for severed toes
You'll never get my four-leafed clover
The game is up, your life is over
(The Leperchaun) x4
Behold! My most fearsome invention yet: The Leopardchaun!
I am the Leopardchaun.
Top of the morning to you
Better stand down
'Cause I've got a warning for you
Listen Leperchaun
You're about to be replaced
I'm Dr. Monster's masterpiece and you were just a mistake
Battling you shouldn't prove to be too hard
I mean look at you
You're already falling apart
I am the Leopardchaun
And I'll never change my spots
That's why I won't stop
'Til I'm on top
And I'm calling the shots!
(The Leopardchaun) x7
You think you're scary
With your fake 'tough guy' act
You face the Leopardchaun
You know you're nothing but a pussy-cat
You can't even imagine
How sick and twisted I am
You're just a copy-cat
And want to be in a sham
Rock the mic so sick
I give the mic a disease
Battle me and I'll defeat you
With the greatest of ease
Now I'm sick of this charade
It's time to say goodbye
It's all fun and games
Until somebody loses an eye.
(The Leperchaun) x7
Oh, a LEP-ER-CHAUN!
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