Dr. Monster | Christmas is Cancelled (feat. Jack Douglass)
I am the Mistletoad, so you Better watch out below Cuz if you try to steal a kiss This missile’s coming to wreck your Christmas You’re going up in smoke Get too close and I’ll make you croak I’m about to go insane here Hit the club and make it reindeer Ever since I was tadpole I swore vengeance on the North Pole Got a present here for the man in red Dear Santy Claus: you’re Feliz Navi-dead I gotta win, I guess I can’t help myself I’m always grabbin that W, I don’t celebrate No L
Chorus: This Christmas I’m making up my hitlist Gonna check it twice, But I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice Cuz Christmas is Cancelled! This Christmas I’m coming for St. Nicholas So say goodnight, I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice Cuz Christmas is Cancelled!
Dr. Monster: Wait, what are you doing here? It’s...it’s...Frosty the Bro-man!?
Frosty the Bro-man: Listen bro, you really need to chill out Don’t make me thumpity thump the back of my branch across your mouth You hate Christmas, I get it, you’re a regular Scrooge You look ridiculous, why should anyone listen to you? Dude, your gimmick is old, and you can talk til you’re purple But I liked you better before when you were still called Mine Turtle You’re more annoying than Slippy from Star Fox Hey Kermit, go hide behind Miss Piggy’s hamhocks
Mistletoad:
Don't make me laugh, Olaf When I go off I blast everything in my path I’ll smash you and I won’t carrot all You wannabe be tough but you got snowballs I’ll take your coal And stuff it right in your stocking So stay frosty, don’t cross me I’m sick of you talking You think you look Jacked with a six pack, Abdominal Snowman But I think you need to back on that Bro90X Man, if you try to battle me you’re all out of luck My rhymes are flawless and your grammar sucks