I am the Hampire! Watch out on Halloween night. I'm a hammier vampire Than anyone from Twilight. I implore you, when you hear me At your door invite me in Not by the hair on your chinny chinny chin! I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact I don't like stakes at all I just snack on necks for breakfast Gonna make a withdrawal From the blood bank, "Thanks!" Or should I say, "Fangs a lot" Trick or treat, you're the other white meat now In case you forgot I am the Hampire, the swine vampire I'm the king of mastication I'm the best biter I am the Hampire, the swine vampire I'm the king of freaky creatures, there is none finer Don't misundestand me I don't want your candy All I want's your blood Trick or trot Smell my hooves Give me all the blood I choose Ican't get enough. I am the Zombeef! And I am more than you can handle