Fred: check Slim Shady do the mic kid Eminem: I dont do black music I dont do white music I make fight music for high school kids I put lives at risk when I drive like this from a slip disk from a Limp Bizkit disk I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts so I get pissed and cant pick which wrist to slit little rich kids in cribs dont attempt this shit so step back while I prep up to pimp this bitch so I says to the girl I'm like what up girl shut up girl showed her a cut up squirel she screamed bloody murder so loud everybody heard her slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer I moved up to two blondes kissin' on a futon (yo baby) (what are you on?) I looked at 'em both and I was like look check this out toots I'm lookin for Cookie Puss I need to speak to him immediately they played my video on MTV last week just when I was thinkin' I was all that and then some here comes Fred Durst Fred: yo Shady let me get someone who knows what galaxy I came from one where a bass drum hung from my high chair now I'm a nightmare you stay right there I got the fever for the flavor of a single see me and Shady I think we got it locked down shocked by the sound I got you crusin' with your top down these two blondes I offered them both a drink and this you would think could get the party started but instead the girls turned their heads opened up their mouth smelled like somebody farted so it was time for me to move on Shady said the living room was a dance floor so turn me loose I was cuttin' the rug with this chick bumped into this dude who was a drunk and a prick ramblin' on about how he was gonna kill me wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt but no he insisted we should go before I could drop him Shady had to clock him the music stopped the party stood in shock I looked around grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf. Chorus: Turn me loose turn me loose turn me loose this party's goin our way or no way at all why dont you. Eminem: Turn me loose you better tell them to come reshingle the roof cuz just keep givin' me free drinks 'til I puke then Fred will ask me to lead sing in his group I'm sittin at the bar and I'm not beini approached cuz Fred's over there stealin all of my ho's (yo Fred save me some) I walked to these siamese twins and asked to have a threesome told them two heads are better than one plus I respect how ya'll roll together as one got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groin stood up like (wait where are you goin?) well three strikes and i'm out and I just struck out (edited)times in a row (ow) I ain't cryin no more fuck it I'm chillin did a shot of jeager fell asleep on the ceiling. Fred: who knows what galaxy I came from one where a bass drum hung from my high chair now im a nightmare you stay right there I got the fever for the flavor of a single see me and Shady I think we got it locked down shocked by the sound I got you crusin' with your top down these two blondes I offered them both a drink and this you would think could get the party started but instead the girls turned their heads opened up their mouth smelled like somebody farted so it was time for me to move on Shady said the living room was a dance floor so turn me loose I was cuttin' the rug with this chick bumped into this dude who was a drunk and a prick ramblin on about how he was gonna kill me wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt but no he insisted we should go before I could drop him Shady had to clock him the music stopped the party stood in shock I looked around grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf. Chorus: Turn me loose turn me loose turn me loose this party's goin our way or no way at all why dont you.