Since I was a kid I had this dream I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean Flying bullets, flying fists Born to ride and to be kissed
Cowboy Cowboy he can ride Any horse and any bride Cowboy Cowboy Comes to town Beat you up and shoot you down
I wear my blue jeans very tight Please the ladies every night They put money in my hat Makes their husbands so upset
Cowboy Cowboy he can ride Any horse and any bride Cowboy Cowboy Comes to town Beat you up and shoot you down
Cowboy Cowboy never die Feels no pain never cries Cowboy you get all the chicks Big big horses and big dicks
Was never wild was never mean Never joined the cowboy scene I just ride my rocking chair Hide my teeth in tupperware
Cowboy Cowboy this is sad Vomit in your cowboy hat Cowboy Cowboy This is fun Lost the bullets fuck your gun Cowboy Cow oh boy we die every night I have to cry Cowboy Cowboy what a prick Drunken horse and shrunken dick