FAGIN: Let's show Oliver how to do it, my dears. You see, Oliver, In this life, one thing counts: In the bank, large amounts! I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, You've got to pick a pocket or two. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two. BOYS: Large amounts don't grow on trees. You've got to pick a pocket or two. FAGIN: Why should we break our backs Stupidly paying tax? Better get some untaxed income: Better pick a pocket or two. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two. Sing, boys! BOYS : Why should we all break our backs? Better pick a pocket or two. FAGIN : Charlie, take your hat off while you're in class!
Robin Hood, what a crook: Gave away all he took. Charity's fine, subscribe to mine. Get out and pick a pocket or two. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two. BOYS: Robin Hood was far too good. Get out and pick a pocket or two. FAGIN: Watch the beat, boys!
Take a tip from Bill Sikes: He can whip what he likes. I recall, he started small; He had to pick a pocket or two. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two. BOYS: We can be like old Bill Sikes If we pick a pocket or two. FAGIN: Pay attention!
Dear old gent passing by, Something nice takes his eye. Everything's clear, attack the rear! Get in and pick a pocket or two. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two. BOYS: Have no fear, attack the rear. Get in and pick a pocket or two. FAGIN: When I see someone rich, Both my thumbs start to itch. Only to find some peace of mind I have to pick a pocket or two. You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two. BOYS: Just to find some peace of mind FAGIN AND BOYS: You have to pick a pocket or two!