I can search low and high just for the perfect guy but in the end it doesn't matter who I choose Cause I've got daddy issues I've got daddy issues Dad cheated on mom now mom hates dad so I just keep thinking every man is bad Never trust a guy, mom would always say the good ones are old, married or gay When I was young, I had no father who coddled my only comfort comes now from a whiskey bottle Explains those wild-crazy-stupid teenage years so full of booze, sex, drugs... and tears There's just no other excuse I got daddy issues Daddy issues My self-image has flown way past the border I think this is called Body Dysmorphic Disorder And the truth is I could nab a great guy but I'm drawn to the ones who just Ow! toss me aside I attract douchebags, but that's what ya get for posing half-naked on the Internet If I don't think I deserve a winner I'll end up with a jerk from Tinder My private problems aren't big news I'd gladly face them but I'd much rather booze Still I'm feeling at a loss How will I know when Mr. Right comes across? Maybe it's better when I swear off men spend some time on myself or just go lesbian But let's be honest gay's not for me I kinda hate chicks but sure love \"the D\" I'm not gonna go jump off the deep end gonna focus on me me and my electric friend!