You got a funny face And a crooked smile Oh you're a prince in some world But not in mine When I'm never gonna Find you handsome like the other girls do
You parade around Sulking It makes me wonder wonder what you're really about
And all the girls go Ooooooo Ooooooo
And all the bedroom doors A tradition of yours Well the notches in your belt make your pants tight And all of your boys Hanging around I'll take the sloppy seconds or Whatever man
Oh when you gonna start Oh boy I guess the drama can be So cool