People won't be people when they hear this sound That's been glowing in the dark at the edge of town People won't be people, no The people won't be people when they hear this sound Won't you show me what begins at the edge of town The singer is a crook Woah-ay-oh The singer is a crook Woah-ay-oh The singer is a crook Woah-ay-oh The singer is a crook Woah-ay-oh The kitchen is the cook Woah-ay-oh The scissors are the barbers Woah-ay-oh The singer is a crook Woah-ay-oh