Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Get my order right Give me turnip greens and a bowl full of beans And a date with you tonight Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress You're sure looking pert I want a slice of ham and a candy jam With a kiss for my dessert You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen You're bubbling over with charm You belong on a cover of a magazine Or better yet my arm Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you Waitress, waitress, apple of my eye Here's a 20 cent tip for you I could sit for days And never quit gazing in your eyes of blue Why you're slinging that coffee and pie I'll never, never know You could be the queen of a movie screen Or a television show You're a uniform angel, you're a dream You're heavenly beautiful too Honey, we'd go together like peaches and cream Under a lover's moon Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen You're bubbling over with charm You belong on a cover of a magazine Or better yet my arm Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you.