On the 21st day of the month of September, in an early year of the decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced as such enemies often do: in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places…
Little shop, Little shoppa horrors. Little shop, Little shoppa terror. Call a cop. Little shoppa horrors. No, oh, oh, no-oh!
Little shop, Little shoppa horrors. Bop-sh'bop, Little shoppa terror. Watch 'em drop Little shoppa horrors. No, oh, oh, no-oh!
Shing-a-ling, What a creepy thing to be happening! (Look out, look out, look out, look out!) Shang-a-lang, Feel the sturm and drang in the air. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.) Sha-la-la, Stop right where you are, don't you move a thing.
You better, You better, Tellin' you you better Tell your mama Somethin's gonna get her. She better, Everybody better beware.
Woo! (Come-a come-a come-a.) Little shop, Little shoppa horrors. Bop-sh'bop, You'll never stop the terror. Little shop, Little shoppa horrors. No, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no!