How's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie I really need to stop waking up in strange beds Oh look there's a lantern and a note sitting on the table and all the walls are lined with red That note says I'm looking for a key better check the closet hope nothing tries to jump at me What the hell Teleporting naked guys that ain't funny stupid desk nearly broke my leg
My Name is Pewdiepie let's get going bros We need to find Stephano soon before the monster shows Just watch out for those barrels and we're good to go don't forget to chair mode Pewdie Chairmode Activate
I've never been so afraid of monsters I think they hear my cries of fear The darkness drives me insane just like some black plague and leaves my paralyzed with F3AR I need Stephano, or Mr Chair or maybe Piggeh 'cause he's pumped Just no more Iron Maidens or water monsters and no more stupid F**king poofers!
My Name is Pewdiepie let's get going bros We need to find Stephano soon before the monster shows Just watch out for those barrels and we're good to go don't forget to chair mode Pewdie Chairmode Activate