I'm Cyril McFlip and I'm here to discover How two best friends fell out with each other Before today, they were thick as thieves Spending all their time, watching scary movies But now we know there's something wrong And that is why I'm singing this song
Cyril McFlip Cyril McFlip He always gets to the bottom of it He can solve any mystery For he's the best detective in history
Russell: Maybe Sunil and Vinnie both wanted to live in this house, which was mostly haunted Vinnie: Aaah, there's a ghost! Sunil: Move it! Out of my way, slowpoke!
Russell: Or maybe they both had a secret desire to ride a ferocious Saber tooth Tiger Sunil: You sit by the teeth! Vinnie: No, I wanna be in the back!
Cyril McFlip Cyril McFlip He always gets to the bottom of it He can solve any mystery For he's the best detective in history
What we know for sure, is that Sunil and Vinnie are no longer speaking And that is a pity Maybe they argued over who was better At eating those spicy Jalapeño peppers
When two friends fight, it's such a shame It's hard to know just who's to blame Maybe they fought over who was taller Or who could hold their breath for longer
Cyril McFlip Cyril McFlip He can solve any mystery For he's the best detective in history