Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it, spend it, wild thing
There's hardly a man left around that you haven't sought out There's hardly a dress shop in town that you haven't bought out In case you're wondering why the hair salon wouldn't take you There's hardly a woman left in any state that doesn't hate you
Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it, spend it, wild thing It's truly awesome
When she was younger she thought her mother had missed her calling And she, in turn, thought that her daughter's conduct was appalling After each date she had the boys, went home and dreamed of spiders She never fell for any man who wasn't rich as Midas
Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it, spend it, wild thing It's truly awesome
If there's a lesson to be learned then I'm sure I don't know it We've all been waiting twenty years to see her finally blow it But as far as I can tell she's happy, rich, and worry-free And that's a hell of a lot more than I can say for me
Wild thing You made the boys spring You made everything expensive Spend it, spend it wild thing
Wild thing You made your heart sing You bought everything you wanted Spend it, spend it, wild thing It was truly awesome