[Intro] Oh my goodness! What have I done! Oh no! I can't believe it! It's like... I've got the whole world in my palm! And I'm ready to DR?1?P BOMBS!
[Verse 1] Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca It's my sector, homosexual disector, come again, rewind selecta! I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lector and a guy sex and I bet ya I tantlize you and in less than 5 seconds I get ya They say once bitten, and twice shy Well I'm next to the guy with nine ecstacy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms in quantities, why yes sir I took the rest of the lunesta pills from my dresser It's my kinda vibe, what else should I try Lester Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester Performed a home abortion with dexter then I guess I Dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it, and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it, and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends
[Verse 2] All my westside bitches throw it up Put a baloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up Man I think that he just fell off the teet and show enough So you better change the station to keep from throwin' up Man you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it You know you're with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn't I won't rape all the pussycat dolls, Nicole you kidding I pee on Rihanna see man I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy glueing Madonna to The lazy boy sofa fold her in two, then sit on her Imagine the visual for that man, who woulda thought I Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance But the chick's so old, she looks like she out lived a life sentence I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive
[Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it, and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it, and where does it all end My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends
[Verse 3] Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quick sand Here, you need a hand big man, grab hold of this branch With both hands, man they don't understand, I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me Like it's my fault this name rhymes with so many different words, Jeez! So one last time Mr. Christoper Reeves Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse please! "Eminem, I'm coming to kill you, always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you You're taking this shit too far, who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armior Everyday I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"
[Chorus] I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it, and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in