You know who I am, Blind Monk: Lee Sin As soon as I'm summoned we got a Free Win I start in their jungle stealing their lizards Before I come down and kick in their gizzads I be in their face 'fore they knew what hit em Just a skill shot away and I stick my foot in'em They'll run and they'll cry and they'll scream NO MORE Too bad for them, time to HEE-KYOAAAH
Yeah whatever, stuff your rhymes I done killed this lane 6 times You've been dickin' around the jungle I've been racking them up while they bungle They're so mad, I laugh, they stew, I take shits tougher'n you. Get good, bads, I'm the hardest carry Mess with me and it's gonna get hairy
Take more credit, smallest son With me winning kills they're already done Other supports use magic and squish Well I'm fucking manly, not some bitch I yell so loud your ass heals in fear So I can flash Q-W n' smash em near Feed 'em turret shots as you light 'em up Laning phase is over, now FUCK 'EM UP.
Meanwhile up in here in mid I've been dancing all over some kid I don't need to try, is this ranked? Whoop level six, time to get ganked Now I'll be there wherever you go Who knows what wreck-age I'm gonna throw Top, bot, what the heck. Whichever I pick you'll be suckin' my deck
Oh wait, it's me, king of OPness And I've got the biggest P-V-P-penis Build your armor, WHOOPS true damage This little lane's due for some slammage Keep trying, nooblord, time for dunking And when I'm done your base I'll be junking Aw, you thought you could stop us? Just call me Darius, the Pimp-Hand of Noxus.