Normally, I don’t get down with dudes But tonight is a special exception (Great) See you’re my best friend Through thick and thin Now it’s time to make a triple connection Lights off Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It’s so hard to tell (So hard to tell) Where her body ends (La la) And my homie’s begins (Ew wee) This rule dates back (The Golden Rule) To ancient Greece (Talkin’ about Cesar) We’re two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy The new Three’s Company It’s OK when it’s in a three-way It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway The area’s great in a one, two, three-way Fellas. Get ready. to impress a chick Helicopter dick, go! Helicopter dick. (uh) Helicopter dick (alright) to impress a chick do the helicopter dick Wow And all of that was OK Cause it was in a three-way It’s quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom) Maybe two is enough That’s what they’ll say But we’ll say, «Hell no! " One, two, three-way Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah The golden rule