Lord Kitchener - Dr. Kitch | Текст песни

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• Lord Kitchener
• Dr. Kitch

I am not a qualified physician
And I do not want to give this injection
(x2) Dorothy's begging for trouble
She is insisting I give her this needle
Darling one thing I want you to know
Don't blame me for where the needle goes Chorus-
I push it in
She pulls it out
I push it back
She starts to shout
'Dr. Kitch,
You are terrable,
I can't s)Kp`)o@Of you needlU&curren-`
She lie down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She starts holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said 'darling, can't you be steady,
I'm going to have it in very shortly'
She said 'Dr. Kitch I am sorry,
But the sight of the needle frightens me' Chorus She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And go on giving the injection
She screams 'Docter stop it, I can't stand the pain,
I don't think your inside the right vain'
I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,
The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!' Chorus I pull it from the hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vain
The needle's just in half an inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch
Suddenly she calls 'Doc it's working!
I can feel the pennacilin going in'
I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
The needle's gonna brake inside of you!' Chorus I am a qualified physician
AndI will give this injection
(x2)