There I was laying down smoking grass Feeling sexy in the sun Just sunning my buns in the sun Just doing it [because] Playing with myself Out in the sun
I was pretty far out As I started to shout When a dildo from mars Swinging from a cloud Came rushing down Landing the ground I was freaking out
Out in space they're a sexy race But aliens are not my piece of cake Android [sex] have little dicks Martians don't give me the kicks There's just no kick With a little dick
They were rotten little mean Horny sex machines In their dildo ship That looked really hip And cool But I'm no fool They showed their tools (hahaha)