It's lovely to see you, Fall off the stairs, Breaking your skull in two
There's nothing you won't do IV with air, Pull the plug and say I do
Beware in the bed I might cut off your head, you choke me blue with the pillow tie, this love was never alive,
[chorus:] It was hate at first sight for us darling The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling, Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling
Your scent's fascinating For maggots and worms, Eating your flesh away
You say my eyes are engaging To watch when I burn, Going pop in the flames
Beware in the bed I might cut off your head, You choke me blue with the pillow tie, This love was never alive,