Название: Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir! Альбом: Scare Force One Музыка: Мистер Лорди, Амен Текст: Мистер Лорди, Трэйси Липп
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The air is thick with the anticipation The children waving flags Today is gonna be the best day of their lives We all know the world is full of evil He keeps us safe day and night For our leader we are more than happy to die
Red carpet He's truly here Attention! Salute with eyes in tears
Sir, Mr. Presideath, sir! We all love you so
We are lucky to be born and raised here Better than Shangri-La Hey citizen! Just toe the line and you'll go far Our leader's giving you all your opinions Cause he knows what is best Decent is dealt with by removal of your heads
The whole world loves ya
We all know what we've been told Our leaders heart is made of gold He kills babies when they cry They sound annoying and that's why He kills kittens that's a fact We must be better off like that We don't question life this way We never have to use our brains
== E.T.A. ==
Ladies and gentlemen, this is captain Ruiz speaking. We've reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet. If you look out the window on the left side of the aircraft, you'll see an enormous flying object on a direct intercept path with us. Local air traffic control has identified object as Scare Force One.
We would have landed in Miami in 2hrs and 35minutes where the weather is 85 degrees and the winds are out of the north west at 5 miles per hour. Unfortunately, we have approxamately... Uuummm... 2 to 3 minutes left...
I'm going to unbuckle my seat belt and have a Jack and Coke... And I suggest you all do the same. What the hell... Jack and Cokes for everyone! On me!
With that said... There are those whining, seat kicking annoying kids, nagging wives and bitches, and drunken, obnoxious, snoring, fornicating centlemen... Well, here's your change people!
Thank you for flying Monsterican Air!
Cabin crew... Charlene and Evilyn.. Meet me in the lavatory...