You want sex with a rubber doll Baby I din't agree with that at all Sexbomb Annie, that's her name With her you like to play your dirty little games Her mouth wide open, always ready for more Doesn't close her legs, that inflatable whore It's a love bizar with that rubber bitch Don't make me compete with that plastic witch
You can never use me for your fantasy MÚnage à trois with my enemy Better take her with you on Thanksgiving day So she can meet your folks in her nÚgligeÚ You take her out for dinner so your friends can see And now everybody's pointing fingers at me You even take her shopping and on a double date She's always quiet and she never complains
Baby, it's her or me - my rubber enemy Your special loverdoll - I'll nail her to the wall
I made up my mind, it's gotta stop A stab of a needle's gonna make her go POP That will be the end of your love affair With Sexbomb Annie and her plastic derriere