We'd like to sorta change things up just a little bit for ya here. Now here's a song – It's about a young man – that is, uh, widely known,throughout the world .. espescially in my "ex" hometown.Where I used to live. See, this young man, was a very popular young man and he was standing on a very well known corner on the South Side of, uh, my hometown, Chicago. This young man was standing on the corner of 47th and South Parkway, Northeast corner. Now, there stands a building that houses a Walgreens drugstore, a few of a little miscellaneous shops here and there (that's a commercial), um, and every Friday evening as the people would pass there, they couldn't help but notice this young man. Every Friday around four-thirty this young man would be seen standing on the corner of 47th and South Parkway in front of Walgreens. The young man was standing there because his girlfriend worked at Walgreens, and, as you all know, Friday the Eagle Flies.. This young man was standing there and as the people passsed him, as always they couldn't help but notice him because he was wearing the very popular silk mohair-wool-worsted-continental-to-the-bone-two-hundred-and-fifty- dollar, hustler's suit: fresh 'out the pawnshop. He would also be wearing a pair of highly-shined alligator hustler shoes with the very popular white-on-white tab-collar shirt, very thin silk hustler's necktie tied around his neck.. Very large artificial diamond stickpin in place. Now as they noticed even closer at this young man they couldn't help but notice around the sides of his hat that he was.. heavily caulked to the bone. He was quite Patent-leatherish about the hair, they call it "The Hustler's Hairdo." A Process: Many pleats, a lotta creases, and all that greasy kid stuff. Sitting pressed upon this very lightly so as not to mess up his hairdo was his very stingy- brimmed.. hustler's hat. His hustler-shades on, cigarette in hand, very broad smile on his face. As you looked around to see what this young man was staring at so hard and why he was so elated at what he saw, You couldn't help but notice his automobile parked at the curb. His automobile: white-on-white -in- whites. The Hustlers call 'em "Hogs"; the trade name is Cadillac, that'sa hustler's sure longs' th'finance company can't find out where he keeps it parked at night. All of a sudden this young man notices people passing him but glancing over their shoulders as they walk down the street. There was some great commotion coming down the street behind him, so he thought he would take a peek and see for himself what all this commotion was. This is what he saw when he looked down the street: With pin-curlers and rollers in her hair, head- rag tied very tight, very large razor in her left hand, big butcher knife in her right hand, housecoat, houseshoes. His wife. And she was steppin' fast, fast, fast, comin' after him, callin' him all sorts of dirty names and other things I can't mention up here or they'll close the place. He made a break for his automobile, 'fore he could get in the car 'n' get the motor started she was there cuttin'up the top-kickin' dents in the door.. You jive Maryland Farmer! Out here jivin' around, the rent ain't paid, the baby's hungry-need-shoes, and you out actn' call' yoself pimpinin,' hustlin,' can on... and all them other good things. He jumped out the car 'n' threw the keys over to her, said baby listen, you can have this car, and anything else you want. Just don't cut my new suit. I just got it out' the pawn shop, and I got to have my front so I can keep on makin' my game. As he turned to walk away, the young man bowed his head slightly. He lifted his stingy brim from his patent leather 'do and shook it lightly; he wo