You're the kind of girl everybody warned me about You're the kind of person, that everybody's just staring at But now you are a topless dancer Working out of a bar on Times Spuare And everybody wishes you were back down in some corner Only Baby know You make me go ooohhh baby ooohhh baby ooohhh baby Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh Ooohhh baby, ooohhh baby ooohhh baby Ooohhh, ooohhh, ooohhh Your old man was the best P and E man down on the streets And all the guy in the precinct Always was watching for him on the beat But when he ripped off Seymour He was really not a doing so fine And everything is knots Well except his hands and legs And maybe even mime, you see They just make them strip off They say ooohhh baby, ooohhh ... It's very funny asking me Why they keep the lights on down so low Well, yesterday's chase's today's competition Or didn't you know And the all fluorescent lighting Make so your wrinkles, they don't show And it's very funny The way that 20 bucks an hour cannot go If you don't make 'em go Now, now, now, ooohhh baby, ooohhh ... Everybody wondered 'bout you when you was seen in Drinking some beer You got here from Ohio and your mother said You hooked her in the real near That's the way it goes now Ooohh baby, ooohhh ...