I was up in the mornin' with the TV blarin' Brush my teeth, sittin' watchin' the news All the beaches were closed The ocean was a Red Sea But there was no one there to part in two There was no fresh salad 'Cause there's hypos in the cabbage Staten Island disappeared at noon And they say the Midwest is in great distress And NASA blew up the moon
The ozone layer has no ozone anymore And you're gonna leave me for the guy next door I'm sick of you I'm sick of you
They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor Sold the Empire State to Japan And Oliver North married William Secord And gave birth to a little Tehran And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship If he dies he wants to go out in style And there's nothin' to eat That don't carry of the stink Of some human waste dumped in the Nile
We one thing is certainly true No one here knows what to do And I'm sick of you I'm sick of you The radio said, "There were 400 dead In some small town in Arkansas" Some whacked out trucker Drove into a nuclear reactor Killed everybody he saw Now he's on Morton Downey And he's glowin' and shinin' Doctors say this is a medical advance They say the bad makes the good And there's somethin' to be learned In every human experience
Well I know one thing that really is true This here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you And I'm sick of it I'm sick of you
They ordained the trumps And then he got the mumps And died bein' treated at Mt. Sinai And my best friend Bill Died from a poison pill Some wired doctor prescribed for stress My arms and legs are shrunk The food all has lumps They discovered some animal No one's ever seen It was an inside trader Eating a rubber tire After runnin' over Rudy Giuliani They say the President's dead No one can find his head It's been missin' now for weeks But no one noticed it He had seemed so fit And I'm sick of it I'm sick of you I'm so sick of you Bye, bye, bye