really care a lot although I look like I do not Since I was shot there's nobody but you I know I look blase, party Andy's what the papers say At dinner I'm the one who pays - for a nobody like you Nobody but you, a nobody like you Since I got shot there's nobody but you Won't you decorate my house I'll sit there quiet as a mouse You know me I like to look a lot - at nobody like you I'll hold your hand and slap my face I'll tickle you to your disgrace Won't you put me in my proper place - a nobody like you Sundays I pray a lot, I'd like to wind you up and paint your clock I want to be what I am not - for a nobody like you The bullet split my spleen and lung, the doctors said I was gone Inside I've got some shattered bone for nobody but you I'm still not sure I didn't die And if I'm dreaming I still have bad pains inside I know I'll never be a bride - to nobody like you I wish I had a stronger chin, my skin was good, my nose was thin This is no movie I'd ask to be in - with a nobody